On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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