All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
i've created a new STD.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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