Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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