They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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