i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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