Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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