Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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