It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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