Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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