Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Randomize
