The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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