Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
North Korea, Best Korea!
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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