ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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