never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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