There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
