Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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