Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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