Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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