glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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