Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
where are my eyebrows?
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