Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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