Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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