Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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