I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Randomize
