:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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