their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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