i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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