I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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