Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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