She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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