just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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