If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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