YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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