When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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