Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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