How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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