I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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