you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I want to be your penis for a week.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
last night I used snow as a chaser
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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