yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
it's great music for shaving your balls
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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