YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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