He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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