Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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