whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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