Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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