Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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