we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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