Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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