so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize