East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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