Non-Jews are for practice
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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