The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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