wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
